I LOVE K-POP!
The Names Sheena :P I'm absolutely in Love with K-pop music and Korean Drama's and all things Asian <3 haha and i'm always open to new things ^_^
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- Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
- Monitor: No prob, boss.
- Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
- Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
- Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
- Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
- Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
- Mouse: Of course.
- Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
- Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
- Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
- Printer: No.
- Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
- Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
- Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
- Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
- Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
- Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
- Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
- Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
- Computer: You are not out of in-
- Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
- Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
- Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
- Computer: Just do it, damn it!
- Monitor: Yes sir.
- Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
- Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
- Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
- Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
- Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
- Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
- Computer: No. He did this to himself.
- ... Story of my life...
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- Friend: Why do you like KPOP so much anyway? I mean, you can't even understand most of the lyrics and their autotuned songs-
- Me: Don't start that again.
- Friend: But-
- Me: Have you ever experienced waking up every morning just to deliver milk in order to not burden your parents with the training expenses?
- Friend: Well, no, but-
- Me: Did you drop out of high school to pursue your dream even if you're uncertain that you'll make it big?
- Me: Have you tried dancing and singing onstage with your heels on?
- Me: Did you experience hearing so much criticism you end up breaking down but you have to put on a smile for the sake of others?
- Me: Have you tried getting no more than two hours of sleep before tackling a new day all over again?
- Me: Did you experience having a hater that can go as far as putting glue in your drink, causing you to be hospitalized? And at the end, you'll forgive her because she's the same age as your sibling?
- Friend:
- Me: Have you tried auditioning countless of times before finally getting accepted?
- Me: Can you stay single for the sake of your supporters?
- Me: Can you sing and dance--live--at the same time?
- Me: Can you live up to the image a company has given you?
- Me: Can you bear living away from your family and friends, not being able to communicate with them for a long time because of your work?
- Friend: Well, when we grow up that's what we'll do anyway so-
- Me: At the age of fifteen, sixteen, seventeen or maybe even eighteen?
- Friend:
- Me:
- Me: There's more to KPOP than it seems. If you see them without the spotlight shining down on them, then you'll understand.
- so true <3
